Monthly Archives: January 2011

How to Score with da Chickz EVERY TIME

Like everyone else on the planet, I know you are wondering sloop’s secret to success with da ladies.  At least 5 times per day I hear “Sloop, how do you get all da chickz throwing themselves at you?”  Aside from … Continue reading

Posted in Rambling | 2 Comments

Reminiscing on Lezboz in the Golden Age of AIDS

Guys hella heart lezboz.  Not only because of their common interest in hawt chicks but also their common love of snuff, spiting and sports.  They also like a chick that can relate to the drudgery of the daily facial shaving … Continue reading

Posted in Rambling | 2 Comments

Living the Dream of an Adolescent Nerd

Every adolescent math nerd had the intention of becoming an architect.  We end up as industrial engineers.  The planet only needs so many architects. We dreamed of designing fabulous huge homes and believed there was a huge need for architects … Continue reading

Posted in Rambling | Leave a comment

Cynicism from a Pro

About the most annoying news obsession of this week was the endless speculation about how Obama would “do” with his speech at the Tucson memorial.  All the pundits eagerly awaiting “the speech” so they could hold up their scores as … Continue reading

Posted in Politics, Rambling | 1 Comment

Dear Honored Guests

You are my guest for a reason.  I wanted you as my guest.  The vast majority of my guests are gracious and I was delighted to serve as your host.  This post is not addressed to you. However. There are … Continue reading

Posted in Rambling | Leave a comment

And you think sloop has a potty mouth

Maybe so.  But not at home.  I am not allowed to cuss. Now these are some potty mouth mofos.  From an internet radio show that features a hawt potty mouth chick with bodacious jugz.  She has three “male” cohosts that … Continue reading

Posted in Rambling | 2 Comments